When I was 8 I wanted to go to Disney World. I explained some of it to my mom but I have debilitating ADHD so I ended up talking about how on Splash Mountain they cut a hole in a log so you can ride in it and its safer than riding on a log like the log is a horse.
But we did go to Disney World and the first thing that I did was buy a "mouse yamucha".

My name (Mikah) is apparently extremely un common so I bought one that said Mellisa. Everyone thought my name was Mellisa. Even the guy who toured us thought I was Mellisa and my name was written down on his clipboard.

After our unenjoyable tour my mom took me to the Epcot pavilion and we rode the Norway ride. It is a ride where you ride and trolls scare you. Here is my artistic rendering.

That is what you see but here is what I see.

To a paranoid ADHD stricken child this is how you will
DIE. I could not sleep and I ended up running out of adrenaline at 5:00 AM. I awoke at 6:40 AM to get the best seats at the Disney Diner to eat Mickey Mouse Waffles.

(did you notice how I looked like the troll?)
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