I WIN!!!

I always want to do awesome things so I decided to learn Russian!

I love winning!
EXAMPLES:
*If my dog is sick and farts under the covers~ I win!
*If while walk home from school I see a squirrel and scream but the squirrel doesn't run away~ I win!
*If I find context to say/teach someone a Russian word~ I win!

This is proof that I have OCD

Me and Allie from "Hyperbole and a Half" do the exact same thing!

I just wanted to tell you that I'm learning Russian!

This is not plagiarizing Hyperbole and a Half.