PHONE COMPANIES

This is mah interpretation of a few phone..cell phone service....calling.....WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED, companies!

so..........................................yeah.

LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seattle (video)

here is a video about my trip to Seattle in October. I was too lazy to write...........

Starbucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to Starbucks today here is my experience....................

I went to Starbucks and saw an AWESOME CD.

Yep, it's Burt Bacharach....

I also was going to Beauty and the Beast 3D, so I had to get the whipped cream for my fruppucino in a separate cup in order for the frappucino to have a flat lid so I could sneak in in my purse. The whipped cream came in the cutest tiny cup...

and that is the tale of STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Review of the Week: GIGANTIC HELLO KITTY TOTE BAG

I LOVE this, it is honestly on of the best things I've ever owned. Hello Kitty will dominate the earth with her ADORABLENESS...............

LETTER PORTION:

Dear Gigantic Hello Kitty Tote Bag,

I love you so much and would love to spend the rest of my life with you.

                                                                             Will you marry me?
                                                                                                                    -Mikah



ROBOT DANCE!!!!!!!

I've gotten questionsabout my tag "robot dance".  Robot dance is (A) A reference to "INVADER ZIM" and (B) proof that I created this blog post completely by mysef with no help from ANYONE (not even inspiration).

I LOVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a failure.........................................................

NORGI & Pancakes

Funny Lyrics

Here is a stupid post...
This is what I think of when I here a few of these lyrics.

"Shes a steel time girl on a Saturday night, looking for the fight of her life."
                                                                                                                            -whoever sang that

"Shawty with you, under the mistletoe"
                                                                   -Justin Bieber

"Why can't we give love one more chance, why can't we give love that one more chance"
                                                                                       -Queen

"I can't be tamed, I can't be blamed, I just can't be tamed"
                                                                                              -Miley Cyrus

OR



"la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"
                                                         -J-Lo

"Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack"
                                                                -Ke$ha

"theres a place I know where theres glitter on the floor"
                                                                                           -Ke$ha (again)

I'm not trying to offend any celebrities, so don't sue me.

This is all for comedy.

XTREME COUPONING!!!!!!!!

I thought that "Extreme Couponing" would be about a skate course inside of a supermarket, and people would have to save as much money as possible while still not being murdered by a skateboard.  But no...

I'm sorry for my bad drawing skills.... I can't draw legs.

it's about sad old women forcing their husbands to drive them to the store and ruin someones shopping experience by taking all the Velveeta shells and cheese. All of the women are just like, " Rodney come downstairs and clip the coupons with me!!!!!", "Rodney warm up the truck we gotta go to Walmart!!!!!!!", "Rodney push the cart!!!!!!!".

I'm so sorry Rodney.....

( I haven't made enough posts with pictures recently, sorry...................)

Review of the Week: PILL BOX

I take a lot of vitamins and this is a pretty solution over a plate with pills on it.

LETTER PORTION:



Dear Pill Box,

I like you, you keep me from spilling vitamins all over my house.

                                                                                    I love you,
                                                                                                         -Mikah

Review of the Week: MECHANICAL PENCIL

I hate writing but prefer this type of pencil over a normal one and sharpeners.....

LETTER PORTION:

Dear Mechanical Pencil,

             Thank you for being better than all the other pencils. I'm prone to breaking the graphite in my pencils so you are very convenient to me!

                                                                  Keep up the hard work
                                                                                                          -Mikah

Sombi at the Golden Glodes

Did you watch the Golden Globe on Sunday?

The whale's name is Whalegelina Jolie.  If you want to see more of her leave a comment below!

Sombi Goes to The Library

Review of the Week: NOTEBOOK PAPER

I hate writing so I hate this.

LETTER PORTION:

Dear Notebook Paper,

    Where do you get off????????? You don't even hold the graphite that you're designed to, after using you I look like I narrowly escape a fire.

                                                                              DOUCHEBAG,
                                                                                                            -Mikah

NORGI Goes To Six Flags

A NORGI Love Story {feat. MARNI}

}TO BE CONTINUED{

Introduction to SOMBI THE GAY FASHION DESIGNER SNAIL

Somby speaks with a lisp, is sassy, and lives UNDER Manhattan!

NORGI {PART 2}

NORGI

Characters.....

I will be introducing a few new characters, 5 to be exact here are some little pictures of two of them.

This one is named NORGI.

This one is clearly named Somby the snail.

Hello Russian Viewers!

I learned my blog is popular in RUSSIA! I got 10 views in Russia, 1 view in Indonesia, 1 view in Malaysia, and 26 views in the U.S.!

I WIN!!!

I always want to do awesome things so I decided to learn Russian!

I love winning!
EXAMPLES:
*If my dog is sick and farts under the covers~ I win!
*If while walk home from school I see a squirrel and scream but the squirrel doesn't run away~ I win!
*If I find context to say/teach someone a Russian word~ I win!

This is proof that I have OCD

Me and Allie from "Hyperbole and a Half" do the exact same thing!

I just wanted to tell you that I'm learning Russian!

This is not plagiarizing Hyperbole and a Half.

A Day In My Life

9:00: wake up

9:45: ACTUALLY wake up

10:00-10:25: make breakfast

10:30-11:05: make a blog post

11:06-12:00: upload a YouTube video

12:02-12:40: brainstorm for blog       {that is all done in my pajamas}

12:41-1:00: make a video

1:01-1:07: shower

1:07-1:16: dry myself/ lotion/ makeup/ hair

1:17-1:40 eat lunch

1:40-2:20 practice juggling

2:20-4:00 watch television

4:00-6:00 go grocery shopping

6:10-7:00 cook dinner

7:01-7:40 eat dinner

7:41-8:15 check my YouTube subscriptions

8:16-9:00 go to the gym

9:10-9:40 eat dessert

9:41-10:00 clean the house

10:10-9:00 sleep

Review of the Week: BOTTLED WATER

You may know I love convenience and you but bottled water is just wasteful, I think its fine to have a reusable water bottle but to just chuck one out after use is F-ing stupid.

LETTER PORTION:

Dear Water Bottle,

I think you're wonderful on the inside, but suck on the outside. If you were a person you would be republican.
              
                                                                                                  You Suck,
                                                                                                                    Mikah

The Plastic Bowl Incedent of 2009

I can't explain this with pictures so I'll just write.

I only wanted marshmallows. I was alone in my house as always. I had just made a grilled cheese sandwich and put the (plastic) mixing bowls back onto the counter next to the burners (which are the electric kind) and reached to get marshmallows and accidentally bumped the bowls on the burner. 2 minutes later i heard the fire alarm my chihuahua, Peanut hid in the room my grandmother used to live in. I thought my life was n danger so i ran and grabbed my cat, London then Maddie and threw them outside, then I ran crying ( pouring tears) and got underneath the bed Peanut was under with a flashlight and called her name then found Poptart in the garage and quickly put the dogs outside then (this is the stupid part), ran inside and stopped the fire and called my mom and 911 and I thought I was a hero. But the fire department said that I made a stupid mistake and I ruined 6 bowls and a stove.

I'm a failure.

Mikah's Crazy Hats

I always get compliments about my hats so here is a few photos of my hats:

Angry Bird Hat

I named this one Mr.Piggins

This technically isn't a hat but I wear it on my head like a babushka.

This is my favorite beret

This is proof that I live in the south because this is a hat that I wear to the store.

This is only about 1/18 of my hat collection. 

Review of the Day: BRIGHTLY COLORED ERASER (and important info)

IMPORTANT INFO: Review of the day will become review of the WEEK! It will be every Saturday. But lets celebrate todays post.... maybe (but it might SUCK)


Review of the Day: Brightly Colored Eraser

I am HORRIBLE at spelling so I have to erase every other word. My yearly eraser budget might be higher than my jewelery budget.

Letter Portion:

Dear Brightly Colored Eraser,

Thank you for trying so hard. You entertain me with your color and keep me from looking like an insane chihuahua with a pencil who only speaks a weird mixture of Russian, Spanish, German, Japanese, and Serbian with no English in the mix. You are the envy of all other erasers and I LOVE YOU!!!!!

                                                                                           Sincerly,

                                                                                                           -Mikah

Math For The Trath

This comic was inspired by something that I screamed in my sleep. Yes, it is a parody of we are the world.

}FIN{