Funny Lyrics

Here is a stupid post...
This is what I think of when I here a few of these lyrics.

"Shes a steel time girl on a Saturday night, looking for the fight of her life."
                                                                                                                            -whoever sang that

"Shawty with you, under the mistletoe"
                                                                   -Justin Bieber

"Why can't we give love one more chance, why can't we give love that one more chance"
                                                                                       -Queen

"I can't be tamed, I can't be blamed, I just can't be tamed"
                                                                                              -Miley Cyrus

OR



"la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"
                                                         -J-Lo

"Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack"
                                                                -Ke$ha

"theres a place I know where theres glitter on the floor"
                                                                                           -Ke$ha (again)

I'm not trying to offend any celebrities, so don't sue me.

This is all for comedy.

Review of the Day: BRIGHTLY COLORED ERASER (and important info)

IMPORTANT INFO: Review of the day will become review of the WEEK! It will be every Saturday. But lets celebrate todays post.... maybe (but it might SUCK)


Review of the Day: Brightly Colored Eraser

I am HORRIBLE at spelling so I have to erase every other word. My yearly eraser budget might be higher than my jewelery budget.

Letter Portion:

Dear Brightly Colored Eraser,

Thank you for trying so hard. You entertain me with your color and keep me from looking like an insane chihuahua with a pencil who only speaks a weird mixture of Russian, Spanish, German, Japanese, and Serbian with no English in the mix. You are the envy of all other erasers and I LOVE YOU!!!!!

                                                                                           Sincerly,

                                                                                                           -Mikah