Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiot. Show all posts

Monday, January 16, 2012

ROBOT DANCE!!!!!!!

I've gotten questionsabout my tag "robot dance".  Robot dance is (A) A reference to "INVADER ZIM" and (B) proof that I created this blog post completely by mysef with no help from ANYONE (not even inspiration).

I LOVE INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm a failure.........................................................

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Sombi at the Golden Glodes





Did you watch the Golden Globe on Sunday?

The whale's name is Whalegelina Jolie.  If you want to see more of her leave a comment below!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Review of the Day: BRIGHTLY COLORED ERASER (and important info)

IMPORTANT INFO: Review of the day will become review of the WEEK! It will be every Saturday. But lets celebrate todays post.... maybe (but it might SUCK)


Review of the Day: Brightly Colored Eraser

I am HORRIBLE at spelling so I have to erase every other word. My yearly eraser budget might be higher than my jewelery budget.



Letter Portion:


Dear Brightly Colored Eraser,

Thank you for trying so hard. You entertain me with your color and keep me from looking like an insane chihuahua with a pencil who only speaks a weird mixture of Russian, Spanish, German, Japanese, and Serbian with no English in the mix. You are the envy of all other erasers and I LOVE YOU!!!!!


                                                                                           Sincerly,
                                                                                                           -Mikah

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Shopping Time!!!!!

Today I went shopping with my mother. Here is the randomness that ensued.........

Walmart: My mom got annoyed over me wanting to show her stuff. We ended up screaming look a _____!!!! I think some black lady hid her child's eyes from us.

Target: I got a frappuccino and broke a teapot.

Central Market: I ran around tasting food (you're aloud to) and touching things. I got sour candy, coconut patties, and bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I LOVE bread)

I'm so sorry about this post so I took/drew some pictures (I'll explain them)
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This is my attempt at a squid.
I forgot to say that I also bought gelato and it came with a wafer of chocolate that was extremely bitter so I aspat out the bite that I took, and yes it is on a Krispy Kreme box because We went to Krispy Kreme and bought one dozen doughnuts.
My failed tyrannosaurus Rex.
corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn!